the mustachio epidemic.

So I'm sure I have reached a point in this project that there are some who would like to ask...

what the fuck is up with the mustaches???

Okay so maybe you aren't one of them... but now you're curious anyway. Why, day after day, do I ponder what kind of Sharpie mustache to doodle on my pointer finger?

are you pondering 

what i'm pondering pinky?

That, my friends, is a good question....

I honestly have no fucking clue.

It's a question I have asked myself several times, in fact. It actually started as a way of passing the time at work and occasionally soliciting a random giggle out of my nerdy* co-workers.  If you look through my epic mustachio album you will find the purple caterpillar 'stache... This was the one that started it all. Note it's lack of originality and overall un-'stacheyness... Yeah, I can't draw for shit. But from that moment on, a star was born. [And by star I mean my pointer finger, it gets all decked out in Sharpie, I just hide behind it in all the shots.] Most generally, they are still doodled at work and I usually snap pictures of them when I'm supposed to be doing something else... Like watching training videos. Or taking trash and cardboard to the back room.** It seems now the more 'staches I post, the more people like and/or comment on them and send me 'stache related paraphernalia. They are now my trademark, I suppose. I even invented (or at least like to think I did) a new 'stached out smiley. Check it--

 :})

 or

 =})

or even

({:

({=

 if you're opting to go for the road less traveled. I s'pose we could also have a 'stached out frowny.

 :}(

 =}(

etc etc.

and yes, I did say frowny, because that is the opposite of a smiley, thnkyouverymuch.

Some would say I probably need a new hobby.... and I'd have to say they are possibly right. But I have wayyy too much fun entertaining myself and apparently taking some of my friends along for the ride.

SOO. That being said...

I need more 'stachepiration!

Ideas and feedback would be appreciated. Should I start making more colored 'staches? Perhaps location mustachios like the "Walmart 'stache" [complete with matching mullet], or the "Denny's 'stache"? Celebrity 'staches perhaps?

Hah. Actually, writing this gave me the idea for the next one...

Hold your breath till I post it.

i have 'stachepiration for you!

*Note: And I mean that in the nicest way possible, I myself am a nerd. Nerdy-ness is the new sexy dontchakno.
**Note: it is fucking cold as a witches titty in that room. it's like a giant ...cold...room...thing