it makes his junk smell like pie.
Y'know what I never understood? Flavored condoms. Do people actually put condoms on before sucking dick...? Or is it weird that I don't...? I mean I've never seen that shit in porn before... Then again, my experience with porn is pretty limited, it's not really my bag. But seriously, it seems to me like they'd be sticky or something from the flavoring. Then your bits would smell like fruit and sex.. and I'm thinking that is probably not a very pleasant aroma. Sex Pie. HAHA I made a funny.
Which leads me to my next query; what's up with flavored lube? Do people use that shit too? I've seen it at girly sex toy parties and shit... but it seems to defeat the purpose to flavor something that is used to make your bits slippery. If your mouth is on it, doesn't that lubricate the area, thus defeating the purpose of flavoring the lubricant in the first place.. I mean if your mouth is already going to be there...? Now I'm not knocking lube... Used appropriately it's fucking awsum. [see KY His & Hers.*] Just as long as you don't use too much.. Then it's like a slip-n-slide. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. [I fucking love that expression and so rarely get to use it.] What I think is funny is when you go into buy it.. Normally the girl gets all embarrassed and makes the guy buy it and acts like they're not with him. Fuck that noise. I remember I was at Walmart once and I put a poster of Megan Fox, a bottle of lube, and a bag of tube socks on the conveyor belt and the guy started cracking up. Haha, what???? :D
Moral of this story: Condoms are good, they prevent herpes and accidental babies. Use them. Lube is good, they make masturbation more enjoyable. But ask yourself: "Do I want flavoring? Do I really want my/his junk to smell of pie?"
*Warning. Do not use one independent of the other, especially the guy's. It kinda feels like Icy Hot and is the opposite of enjoyable. Trust me on this one.
Which leads me to my next query; what's up with flavored lube? Do people use that shit too? I've seen it at girly sex toy parties and shit... but it seems to defeat the purpose to flavor something that is used to make your bits slippery. If your mouth is on it, doesn't that lubricate the area, thus defeating the purpose of flavoring the lubricant in the first place.. I mean if your mouth is already going to be there...? Now I'm not knocking lube... Used appropriately it's fucking awsum. [see KY His & Hers.*] Just as long as you don't use too much.. Then it's like a slip-n-slide. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. [I fucking love that expression and so rarely get to use it.] What I think is funny is when you go into buy it.. Normally the girl gets all embarrassed and makes the guy buy it and acts like they're not with him. Fuck that noise. I remember I was at Walmart once and I put a poster of Megan Fox, a bottle of lube, and a bag of tube socks on the conveyor belt and the guy started cracking up. Haha, what???? :D
Moral of this story: Condoms are good, they prevent herpes and accidental babies. Use them. Lube is good, they make masturbation more enjoyable. But ask yourself: "Do I want flavoring? Do I really want my/his junk to smell of pie?"
*Warning. Do not use one independent of the other, especially the guy's. It kinda feels like Icy Hot and is the opposite of enjoyable. Trust me on this one.
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