weirdass dream!

I had the most bizarre dream in recent history. No using dreams, thank god. Haven't had one since I outed myself in group on Tuesday. Okay, so it starts out with me living in this huge two story, tan sided house in suburbia... and I'm in high school. Actually, now that I recall, I don't even look like me. I've got super dark hair and no glasses and am actually pretty fuckin' sexy. For a teenager, that is. Anyway. My parents in this dream were not the ones I have in real life. My mom was some cookie cutter June Cleaver type lady. And my dad was the dad from Home Alone. (this guy.) And boy, was he an asshole. This dream kind of reminded me of a Disney movie where the kids are trying to foil the plot of the evil adult that's trying to take over the world. 'Cuz actually, that's what I was doing lol. Oh, and I had a little brother who was a fucking genius. (again, not my real little brother, although that does not imply that I don't think he's a genius, 'cuz I'm sure he is) So we go to this super expensive, high class school that only rich/smart people can attend. My family has ridiculously high expectations of my brother, he's a child prodigy or some shit and is designing some kind of new country-ending weapon that doesn't involve killing people. (HOW FREAKIN' COOL!?) And in this story, my 'dad' is very highly connected and has friends in high places. In fact, he's trying to throw the global presidential election (think Nixon in Futurama) so that his guy wins and he will essentially have world domination through his puppet president. Well, while I'm in school I figure out what's going on through reading newspaper articles and decide I'm not letting it go down that way. So I team up with my brother and this group of SUUUPERRR rich kids that want to help too. First, I decide that I should try and reason with him so I go home and call dad out. He starts laughing and admits that yes, that is what he is doing and there's nothing I can do about it. Besides, he says, there are perks in being the daughter of the most powerful man on the planet. We get into one of those awesome, teenage-y type arguments where I tell him how much I hate him and how he's a terrible father and I can't take living under his roof anymore if that's how it's going to be. He's laying in bed watching t.v. and calls out to my brother and asks him if he thinks he's a terrible parent. I pay for that expensive damn school you go to, don't I? he says. Even though he doesn't agree, little brother says he does, so he can continue his research. Well I am not having it, so I grab as much as I can and hop on my bicycle (apparently they wouldn't let me take my car) and go riding off into the dark. Then of course, it started to rain. I wasn't sure where to go, so I head to Rich Boy's house and pound on his door at like midnight, soaked to the skin. (Think The Notebook) He doesn't answer the door, but his butler does. (Told you he was rich) I stand there and argue with him for a little bit till finally Rich Kid comes down the stairs in his sweet Hugh Hefner robe and tells Giles (bahahaha) to let me in. He gets me dry clothes and we sit down and try and figure out what to do next.

What to do next involves going to find dad's secret hideout. Which turns out to be in a mountain somewhere, guarded by this ginormous poisonous spider. I remember hearing someone mention it was a mutant spider crossed with a diamond back rattler's venom... so. yeah. super bad news bears. Welp, little brother shows up and decides to make a stand and starts climbing up this mountain with us when suddenly the spider goes after him and drops this like stinger thing on his web silk stuff and almost stabbed Little Brother but of course, that doesn't happen 'cuz Little Brother is too quick for that shit. Although he does get stuck on a ledge at the top of the mountain and we can't figure out how to get him down. When suddenly this voice comes out of nowhere and tells him to grab this weird floating rock thing and when he does he's transported onto the spaceship. Dad's there and starts screaming at him that he should've listened, he should've left well enough alone. Then he transports me and Rich Boy up there too. Then he makes that stereotypical, evil man chair spin where he presents himself, complete with Floating Head Guy next to him. APPARENTLY, he's been taking orders from that guy all along and that's why he wants to have world domination. Floating Head Guy commends me for figuring out their plan but says unfortunately, he has to kill me now. That's when Little Brother goes into action and saves the day. Funnily enough, he just goes up and drop kicks the fucker and his head bounces around the inside of the spaceship and eventually kind of explodes. Dad, of course, begs our forgiveness and I laugh all evil and push him out of the escape hatch. ...oops!

And of course the conclusion of this story, I end up with Rich Kid and Little Brother goes on to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

THE END.

wtf right? =|