In my next life I want to be Nikki Minaj. I'd look great with pink hair, don't you think? Today was... gorgeous. One of those afternoons you look back on when the weather starts to turn chilly and think, oh yeah, that's what I did with my summer. I got some Veggie Tales action this afternoon, which was pretty fantastic. I don't care how old you are, that shit is still funny. I can still sing along with most of the songs, actually. Haha.
When I came home tonight, after a Chinese food and mustache filled evening, I decided to put my t.v. to good use and threw in When Harry Met Sally... It's just one of those kinds of nights. The dialogue is so... Yay Billy Crystal and Rob Reiner. I guess we can throw a fist-bump in there for Meg Ryan too for the orgasm in the deli scene. Face it boys, it's a fact of life that at one time or another, she's faked it for you. Why, I'm not sure, 'cuz that doesn't push you to try harder which seems counterproductive....
I'm saying that the right man for you might be out there right now and if you don't grab him someone else will and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that someone else is married to your husband.
I'm 26 years old and I still have no idea how to make a relationship work. Was there a memo that I missed? An instruction manual I perhaps forgot to pick up? I'm not complaining... just... wondering.
Too bad I don't have Casablanca on tape too... I need some black & white film time in my life. I miss TCM. I remember lying on our couch and watching TCM for hours while he was at work...
"Men and women can't be friends 'cuz the sex part always gets in the way... No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he'll always want to have sex with her."
Hmm...
true or false?
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