aLy dance party! oh-coffee-maker-how-i-missed-thee mix

This week's aLy dance party! was postponed till today due to a spur of the moment trip to Eureka, MO. Honestly, after all the moving around I did this weekend, I'm sore in some strange places. Do not let my wee-ness fool you, just because I'm thin doesn't mean I'm in shape. Plus, I'm old. And it sucks. Don't argue with me on this one, my body is shot... so I don't particularly want to clean or even get off my ass... which is strange for me, I don't like it. >.< 

But TOWANDA is full o'junk and my room is wrecked due to me walking in, stripping, and face planting... not sleeping, just not moving... yay! for BBC show marathons... Anyway. This all must be remedied or the rest of my week will be off. That being said! Onto the cleany action time! And this time, instead of just creeping my entry to check out my shmexy cleaning ensem, do a lil house boogieing yerself. C'monnnn, you know you want to

. Be goofy. Get naked and run through the house. Got a hardwood floor? Throw on your fuzziest socks, gain momentum, and slide yer ass down the hallway. Put on that song that you absolutely love but are too embarrassed to let anyone catch you listening to and use your broom as a microphone. (I advise against Spotify tho, unless you want it broadcasted to your fbook creepers.) Eat coconut cake for breakfast. Drink a pot of coffee and clean out your closet; you'll reminisce over the cool shit you find, and get rid of all the junk you don't need... then donate it. Use your towel as a super hero cape and pretend you can fly. 

(Don't judge me, this is fun as hell.) 

PIRATE BOOTY!

TURN IT ON AND ALL THE WAY UP

Turn It On; The Flaming Lips

Nuclear Man; Madahoochi

Up On Cripple Creek; The Band

Rocky Raccoon; The Beatles

Spliff & My Lady; Jah Roots

Another Brick in the Wall (cover); Keller and the Keels

Morning Glory; Oasis

Cumberland Blues; Grateful Dead

Jump Right In; The Urge
yeah, yeah i know this song is about the dangers of unprotected sex... 
you post one song in the wrong context and the calamity that ensues. geesh.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: condoms are good, babies &/or gonaciphaherpilades are bad.

The Mothership Connection (Star Child); George Clinton & The Parliament Funkadelics

Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes; Paul Simon

The World Has Turned; Weezer

The District Sleeps Alone; The Postal Service

Climb to Safety; Widespread Panic

Women, Wine, & Song; Umphreys McGee

Deep Elem Blues (acoustic); Grateful Dead

Superstition; Stevie Wonder

In a Big Country; moe. 

Bring the Funk; George Clinton & The Parliament Funkadelics





*While not an entirely comprehensive list, it should be enough to get you started. *


WOO! DACHSHUND!