why do I like to listen to breakup songs so much when I'm in a good mood?
Today while kneeling down to plug in my fancy new bug zapper I temporarily forgot that squatting is not an ideal position for Maxine, as she is not currently retain the capability to leverage my Disney mom ass off the floor. Realizing my predicament I was stuck in this insanely awkward squatting position where I was leaning more onto leftie so it reminded me of a dance or gymnastics position. And I forgot to add that this was in a small area between all my plants and the table. It was fun.
Anywho, unnecessarily long story short, it took me three tries before I figured out how to get off the floor. But I did it.
got stuck on the floor
aggressive victories
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